I just really want to punch something really really really hard right now.
Why can’t rappers rap about nice things?
- YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND
- put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite
- YEAH BABY THAT’S RIGHT IMMA PICK YOU UP AND
- carry you to your bed cause baby I know you tired
- OH GIRL IMA SLAP DAT
- broom out of your hand because you’ve had a long day at work, and i can do it myself.
(Source: the-vashta-nerada, via letpoywooyou)
My girlfriend called me on the phone and said, “Come on over, there’s nobody home.”
I went over, nobody was home.
HAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAHHAHAH
AHAHAHA OWNED.
HAHAHA
(Source: light-, via adolforancid)
“Lightning is a pure expression of Firebending, without aggression. It is not fueled by rage or emotion the way other Firebending is. Some call lightning the cold-blooded fire.”
(via infinite-ly-yours)
playing video games
someone: hey
10 minutes later
me: I DIED AND ITS BECAUSE YOU WERE TALKING


